Wednesday, December 2, 2009

No Whining Wednesday, I Would Never Forget You!

I know I've been lax in my posting duties here lately and for that I apologize. Not that anyone has complained about my silence. I know you've missed my regular wit-filled wonders though, didn't you? Didn't you!?!

Guess what made my NWW just the bestest? I bought a plane ticket. To where, you ask? Well, let me tell you; I'm going home! I'm going home! -Home is Toronto, for those of you that haven't been paying attention. Now, smarten up! There will be a test!- Only for 6 days, but it is going to be 6 glorious days spent in the awesome company of my sister and my cousin. Both of whom I miss so much it causes me physical pain. Cause I'm needy like that. Oh, did I mention that it's for my birthday? And my sister's birthday is 8 days after mine, so it wouldn't be unacceptable if we celebrated both, simultaneously. Not to worry, we plan to warn the local authorities. I'm going to see my Mom, too and hopefully, Auntie and Mad Max. Everyone combined? The pressure has reached dangerous levels. I feel like I may explode. Also? The ticket was wicked cheap. I couldn't have justified the expense, otherwise. I have to admit though; I'm a wee bit apprehensive about flying in February. Please do not regale me with your extensive knowledge of anything air traffic related. In my case; ignorance is bliss.

Wanna know what else I got to be happy 'bout? Do ya? Do ya? Huh? I have managed to walk for at least 45 minutes a night regularly, for a month. If you know the potential for lazy I possess, then you understand this is a fantastic feat. AND for 4 days in a row I got out of bed at an ungodly hour and used the elliptical that has spent an alarming amount of time posing as a dust catcher. Amazing, right? Inspired by my seemingly endless will power, I also re-joined Weight Watchers. I kinda feel invincible right now.

That's just a little something to keep y'all hanging on. Cause I know you hang off my every word! I cannot be held solely responsible for my absence though (cause, I'm all about passing the buck). I have discovered so many wonderful blogs that by the time I catch up on all the writing you're doing, I haven't time to write anything myself. So really, who is to blame here?

Ta-ta for now!


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  2. On the loose in Toronto...wheee!! Don't worry we won't tell. Sounds like you have a lot of excellent things going on and super sprites deserve to feel invincible!!
    But passing the only get to use that one once.. :)

  3. Damned typo's! Let's try again, shall we?

    Please do not regale me with your extensive knowledge of anything air traffic related. In my case; ignorance is bliss.

    Um, for the record, if you run around an airport useing phrases like "The pressure has reached dangerous levels." and "I feel like I may explode.", your fun little trip may get cavity searched. Just thought I'd give you a heads up there.

  4. Look at you. Getting all healthy and junk. You're making me look even more lazy than I already am.

  5. You can go walking at night? What bloody temperature is it there?

  6. Oh blow up! You have just as much time to blog at work as I do ... cop-outter.

    And what about me? Aren't you grateful you get to spend more time with me than your family??? Huh? Hmmm? I at least PRETEND ...

    Kidding - I'm a kidder.

    PS - D, it's 16 degrees right this very moment. It's turned into Van-freeking-couver down here.